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Posted: Wed Jun 25th, 2008 02:32 pm |
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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son..What happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS
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Rdnckgirl1973
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Posted: Wed Jun 25th, 2008 10:10 pm |
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| LOLOOLOLOLLOL Good One!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25th, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Now that is a good husband.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26th, 2008 12:00 am |
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| Absolutely priceless!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:30 pm |
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| I REALLY LIKED THAT ONE
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:50 pm |
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| Love it!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:47 pm |
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| Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse; it's called Bunk Beds and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 06:15 pm |
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Just priceless(top joke). Don't you wish every husband was that sweet.
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 06:16 pm |
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jillsmom wrote: Little Tony ... Now that is funny!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 06:41 pm |
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| LOL That one is a good one TOO!
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 08:42 pm |
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| ROFLMAO I bet Jimmy's mom was quite surprised to have the boys ask if the could stay the night and have sexual intercourse.
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