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Spice
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Posted: Sat Apr 5th, 2008 12:39 am |
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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to
them, a single red rose!!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at
him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.. What
happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell
over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, 'So,
why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and When she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. PRICELESS
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Wild H Woman
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| Location: | Ringgold, Georgia USA |
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Posted: Sat Apr 5th, 2008 01:17 am |
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ROFL. 
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